Jane: Oh-my-god-Cinder, have you been sneaking off and taking extra annoyance lessons or something?
Cinder: No. But I’ve been watching Sponge Bob again.
Jane: Well, that explains it.
Cinder: Or, it could be all-natural, courtesy of your genes. Hmmm. Probably the latter. Don’t you think?
Jane: I’m going to go read the book now to Flora, you coming?
Cinder: What book is that?
Jane: You’ll love it. It’s called Butts and Asses of the World.
Cinder: You’re the best mom in the world. Hey! This is The Mark of Athena!
Jane: You’ve been waiting for Mark of Athena since June.
Cinder: Well, yeah, but you got my hopes all up with that Butts and Asses book.
I’m so evil.
P.S. Rick Riordan’s The Mark of Athena! Finally!
If you’re as excited about The Mark of Athena as we are…
- The Mark of Athena Review (girishkumar.me)
- Rick Riordan on ‘The Mark of Athena’ and encouraging reluctant readers – EXCLUSIVE TRAILER (family-room.ew.com)
- Rick Riordan Talks About Mark of Athena and His New Norse Demigod Series (commanderben.com)
- The Mark of Athena (richlandnetwork.wordpress.com)
- Disney Publishing Announces 3.5 Million Copy First Printing for The Mark of Athena (readersread.com)
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