July 22, 2005. Cinder, age 3.2: “Mommy? When you were a little girl, where you a little boy like me?”
June 22, 2012. Ender, age 2.8: “Mommy? Where your penis go? You lose it outside? I go find it…”*
and hey, while we’re talking anatomy:
January 2005. Cinder, age 2.5, witnessing Flora’s first diaper change: “Mama! Help! Flora has two bums!”
and as proof that things never change:
June 26, 2012. Ender, age 2.8: “Flora, why put Cinder’s hat on your penis?”
Flora: “For the last time, Ender, I don’t have a penis.”
And I leave it up to your imagination how Cinder’s hat fits into all this…
*Yes, this was a blatant attempt to sabotage bedtime. It was, after all, still light out in the Northern Northern hemisphere at 10 p.m….
I’m in the wilds of Manitoba, and generally unplugged. I’ve got a few posts auto-scheduled for your enjoyment, but I won’t be able to respond to comments until July 15th.