… the answer? Either less than yours or more. Ha! But until we figure that out, there’s this:
Cinder: Dad will come to the phone in a minute, Mom. He’s just washing his hands–he was cleaning up the blood in the bathroom.
September 16, 2011
Sean: Cinder, if you let me borrow your computer for my client presentation tomorrow, I’ll let you play with my electric nail gun.
September 11, 2011
Sean: Dear god, Flora, what have you done to your brother’s face?
Flora: Whaaat–look, he likes it.
Sean: Is that permanent marker?
Flora: Don’t worry, Dad–you know skin falls off, don’t you?
Good to know: Cheap sunscreen will take off permanent marker. True.
October 5, 2011
“What the hell, Jane? What’s up with the re-runs?” Well, just between you and me, I’m off-line this week. But just because they’re aged, don’t mean they’re not funny. See you next week. xoxo
This is a short and sweet one for all the dads out there who sometimes don’t want to be the adult.
November 28, 2005.
Cinder: You pick the book, Daddy.
Sean: I don’t want to pick the book. Why don’t you pick the book?
Cinder: You’re the adult, Daddy. You pick the book.
November 8, 2012.
Sean: Ready to read I Am Number Four?
Cinder: No. I want to read this.
Sean: I am so sick of reading Horrible Science!
(Now, if I was scripting this, the next line would be Sean saying, “I’m the adult. I get to pick the book.” But no.)
Photo (Child 1) by Tony Trần
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