… the answer? Either less than yours or more. Ha! But until we figure that out, there’s this:
Cinder: Dad will come to the phone in a minute, Mom. He’s just washing his hands–he was cleaning up the blood in the bathroom.
September 16, 2011
Sean: Cinder, if you let me borrow your computer for my client presentation tomorrow, I’ll let you play with my electric nail gun.
September 11, 2011
Sean: Dear god, Flora, what have you done to your brother’s face?
Flora: Whaaat–look, he likes it.
Sean: Is that permanent marker?
Flora: Don’t worry, Dad–you know skin falls off, don’t you?
Good to know: Cheap sunscreen will take off permanent marker. True.
October 5, 2011
“What the hell, Jane? What’s up with the re-runs?” Well, just between you and me, I’m off-line this week. But just because they’re aged, don’t mean they’re not funny. See you next week. xoxo