… the answer? Either less than yours or more. Ha! But until we figure that out, there’s this:
I.
Cinder: Dad will come to the phone in a minute, Mom. He’s just washing his hands–he was cleaning up the blood in the bathroom.
September 16, 2011
II.
Sean: Cinder, if you let me borrow your computer for my client presentation tomorrow, I’ll let you play with my electric nail gun.
September 11, 2011
III.
Sean: Dear god, Flora, what have you done to your brother’s face?
Flora: Whaaat–look, he likes it.
Sean: Is that permanent marker?
Flora: Don’t worry, Dad–you know skin falls off, don’t you?
Good to know: Cheap sunscreen will take off permanent marker. True.
October 5, 2011
“What the hell, Jane? What’s up with the re-runs?” Well, just between you and me, I’m off-line this week. But just because they’re aged, don’t mean they’re not funny. See you next week. xoxo
Nothing By The Book 
Re-runs never get old and neither did this one!! Got to keep that in mind though about cheap sunscreen!! 🙂
Nobody’s curious about the blood in the bathroom incident, eh? Hard crowd.
Thanks for the sunscreen tip! We’ve had some sharpie marker body art around here lately too. 🙂 Enjoy your week off!
I think it has to be CHEAP sunscreen. Not that expensive, organic stuff. 😛
She painted his face with magic market?! I love it! And thanks for the sunscreen tip! Enjoy your time off! xo
Danke. I kind of missed you all…
That’s really disturbing. What’s in the sunscreen – turpentine???
You are too funny, as always. xo
I don’t know. Scary, eh? Wards off UV rays, takes off Sharpies. Moral of the story: wear long sleeves.