This is me, standing at the kitchen sink, thinking about doing my laundry:
— no, of course I’m not going to post a picture, if I had, the caption would have to be, “This is me, taking a picture of myself standing at the kitchen sink, thinking about doing my laundry,” and that would have been just too meta for what I want to do –
…and, this is still me, standing at the stove, watching water boil, thinking about doing my laundry, and also, that I have clothes for at least two more days, maybe four if I ration and don’t spill anything on myself at meal time (could happen), and
— I’m also not posting a picture because, when I say, “This is me, standing at the kitchen sink, thinking about doing my laundry,” can you not see me, anyway? I bet you can—tell me, am I wearing grubby clothes, am I wrapped in a dressing gown, or am I dressed to kill? –
and I’m about to stop thinking about it and actually walk down the stairs into the basement and start DOING it – cross my heart – when Ender walks into the kitchen, so instead, I text Sean:
“Your son will not stop eating!”
and I boil a giant pot of noodles—wait for it to come to a boil—set the timer for eight minutes—and during those eight minutes, think about doing my laundry, draft this post, drink four sips of coffee, and
Ender: “These are very boring noodles. Aren’t you going to put anything in them?”
I’m almost ready to go downstairs and sort the delicates from the “I don’t give a craps”—I rinse the pasta pot and the strainer, turn off the red hot element on the stove, remember my coffee, sit down, take a long luxurious sip, really, I could probably not do my laundry for five more days, and I’ll have gym stuff to wash on Thursday anyway, so is doing the laundry a necessity or a make-work project?
Ender: “I ate all my boring noodles. Is there more?”
Ender: “Can you make more?”
Jane: “Here. Please eat this raw steak, and if you’re still hungry, fill up on cookies.”
This is me, in my bedroom, thinking about doing my laundry. The prognosis looks good: I’m actually looking at the laundry, and so I think if I manage to make myself sort it—actually even if I just dump it out on the floor—that might be the magic step that pushes it and me magically towards the washing machine. But I’m not quite there yet, I’m still resisting, because
Text from Sean: “Growth spurt? Or tapeworms?”
thinking about laundry and creating a story—painting with words, a portrait—of a woman standing at a kitchen sink thinking about doing her laundry
–can you not see her? She has bare feet, because she’s out of socks, but that’s okay, because she still has clean stockings, she’ll just wear those today instead, so does she really need to do that laundry?
is more interesting than, you know, engaging in the actual act.
Enough. I’m going to do it.
Jane: “Goddammit, who’s using the washing machine?”
Flora: “Me. Do you need it? I’ve got two loads to go.”
Jane: “You go right ahead.”
This is me, at the kitchen table, drinking hot coffee, writing about thinking about doing my laundry.
Story of my life. So…did the laundry ever get done?
making do with with stockings and snowpants…
Isn’t it the thought that counts?
Lol! I think I like my method better ;p
I dunno. You DO four people’s laundry. I WRITE about thinking about doing one’s. I’m pretty sure I win. 😉