File under “proof we get the kids we’re raising”:
Jane (texting): Check in and report.
Flora: We’re all dead.
Jane: Dammit. All three?
Jane: Knew I should have had four.
I know, I know. She’s going to need therapy.
Jane: Home in 5 min to start planning the funeral.
Flora: Where are you?
Jane: Walking. By Sammie’s Park.
Flora. Yay… CAR!
Confession: it took me a while to get it. But I got it.
Jane: Fuck, it hit me and now I’m dead too.
Flora: Yay, party in purgatory. Is that the right word?
Jane: Pretty sure we’re all going straight to hell.
When I was 21, I had a friend—then 28—who used to say that doing the things you didn’t want to do that had to be done when they had to be done—and not putting them off until tomorrow—was the sign of a grown up.
She was a grown up. I was working on it.
The world is sadly devoid of grown ups these days, don’t you think?
So, I went and I did the things. Some of them anyway. Sigh. Being a grown up is so utterly unrewarding sometimes. So. Now, it’s time to play.
Your assignment for this week: Every time you want to check Facebook or text someone—including me—you’re going to pull out your notebook or laptop, and write for 10 minutes. It doesn’t matter what. Feel free to write, “I really want to check Facebook, and that bitch said I couldn’t. Who died and made her God? Why am I doing this? I’m so going to check Facebook.” (And you can, love. After you write for 10 minutes first.)
You: “That sounded more like practice than play.”
Jane: “It’s both. You can’t play the game until you’ve practiced the basic moves a few times.”
Coolest thing I saw/experienced this week:
It’s a PORTABLE glass blowing studio. I know, right? Check out GlassHouseCollective for more info… and play with fire this summer, will you?
PS If you’re in yyc, check this out:
Sofar Sounds Show / July 16, 2016, 6:00pm
Location to be announced to attendees
Free, donations accepted, register for your invitation
“Are you familiar with Sofar? No? Well you should be! Its goal is to find local artists and host private, acoustic sessions in intimate, alternative settings. Think a curated house, gallery or museum concert. Each one is hosted by volunteers who welcome 50 to 100 music lovers into their space, along with three to five local music acts. Those who have signed up and are chosen will be given the address day before the event but the lineup will remain a mystery.” sofarsounds.com
… and the rest of the postcards will start flowing your way in September.
Jane: “What? Can you give more? Oh, baby, as many zeros after that five as your affluence permits! But a $5 contribution DOES make a difference.”