I have the best Christmas present for you.
It was originally going to be presented to you in a pastiche of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, but I’m pretty sure one million other writers will thrill you with such a present.
So my present to you this Christmas season is the gift of, unadulterated … cyber-silence.
An empty in-box.
A still Twitter feed.
A removal of at least one source of noise and clutter.
Shhhh. Do you hear that? That’s me disappearing until January.
Reader: Really? That’s it? After that build up? I feel utterly gypped.
Jane: Sometimes, you’ve got to ease into silence. Here. Last year, I wished you Merry Christmas from Mythbusters and Cinder and Viagra, and I also gave you the all-purpose-answer to “those” questions. Use those as methadone.
Merriest whatever you choose to celebrate this time of year. See you in January!
P.S. But before I go, I MUST share these things with you. Ha, more Christmas presents! I am so generous. First, A 10th-Month-Old’s Letter To Santa, from The Ugly Volvo–probably the best Christmas-themed meme going around right now. If you’ve got a babe, or had one recently, you’ll howl, identify, and not waste your time spending money on any dopey baby toys. More seriously, if you’re looking for beautiful Christmas-themed stories to share with your children this season, my friend Jen Kehl has a few stellar selections for you.
A real Christmas present: Brian Sorrell, who blogs brilliantly at Dadding Full Time, has put together his year’s worth of posts into an e-book that’s yours, free, this week. Here’s the link. While you’re taking a break from me, you can devour him–an amazing dad, an insightful writer. Enjoy.
And, just for the mothers in the crowd–the mothers finishing mat leave, the mothers returning to the workplace after a stint at home with littles–there’s a new recruiter in town. Well, in Toronto. But she’s working nation-wide. Her tagline is “I’ll understand if your kid is screaming in the background.” Brilliant? Needed? Oh, yes. Friends, meet Katia Bishops of Recruiter Mommy.
Finally, the best thing in my Facebook feed this week: Crappy Mohs Scale of Crunchiness from Crappy Pictures–How crunchy are you? How crunchy are your friends? And do you have a sense of humour under those fair-trade, hand-woven scarves? “We only eat local, organic food that’s been blessed by vegan unicorns.” Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I’m still laughing. And I have friends who “can sew an entire quilt in one night by the light of handmade beeswax candles while sipping tea made from homegrown chamomile in a mug that was hand formed from clay mined from her backyard. While nursing.” I forgive them.
P.P.S. Yeah, fine, my Christmas gift to you is totally a Christmas gift to me. That’s why it’s the best gift ever. It makes EVERYONE happy.
P.P.P.S. Sweetie, I promise I’ll be back in January, sharper than ever. Stroll through the archives if you get the shakes. Stalk my Instagram cause I’ll probably take pictures. But generally–chill. The gift of silence is a wonderful thing.
Happy Christmas. Thanks for all the laughs this year. 🙂 Enjoy the silence!
Happy and joyful Christmas to you and your family as well. xoxo
Crappy Pictures is awesome and so are you, so I trust that checking my scale crunchiness is a must, although I’m not too sure what that would entail.
You are an amazing friend, thank you for including me in this post and for once again killing me with your wise-ness. The gift of silence in a world of endless feed buzz. ❤ you.
Best of luck with your business venture, Katia. I think it will be a smashing success. One more plug: recruitermommy.com.
I’m so happy I found you this year. Even sharper after the New Year? The better for us.
2014 is going to belong to ME. Just wait. 🙂 Such a pleasure to get to know you this year as well.
Merry merry and happy happy! xo
Just what I wanted!!! How did you know? So glad to have continued to get to know you this year. Big hug and here’s to four walls in 2014. (Oh, how high we aim…) xoxoxo
Silence…golden…precious and accepted ma’am. See you in the New Year 🙂
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