From my fab friend and neighbour Crystal Moontree, who needed to hear this yesterday and thought someone else might too:
No heavenly being is waiting at the end of the line, giving out awards for sadomasochism. Give yourself a break.
Read In Praise of Calling It Quits at the Gala Darling Radical Self-Love Project for the full context.
From my “how could you move so far away from me” friend LD, via Unlawful Humour:
Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.
I’d add… or clean a house with a three-year-old awake in it…
From Agatha Christie, via those annoying quotes WordPress chucks at you each time you post:
The best time for planning a book is while you’re doing the dishes.
No, Agatha, it’s not. But the kitchen sink’s not a bad place at which to rough draft blog posts.
Nothing By The Book 
so true, had a good chuckle at this! xx