Sean: Ender! Why did you spill Mama’s coffee?
Ender: I not spill coffee. I pour coffee out.
Sean: The question stands: Why? Why? Why?
Ender: I have to pee.
Sean: Of course. Let’s go.
Ender: No. I pee in coffee cup. That’s why I pour coffee out.
Sean: Ender! Why did you spill Mama’s coffee?
Ender: I not spill coffee. I pour coffee out.
Sean: The question stands: Why? Why? Why?
Ender: I have to pee.
Sean: Of course. Let’s go.
Ender: No. I pee in coffee cup. That’s why I pour coffee out.
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Give up potty training and just house train 😉 Maybe he and Maggie can go outside for pees. That’s how Konnor did it. Much more fun peeing in snow 🙂
LOL. He waters all the neighbourhood trees regularly already.
Best. Potty training. Story. Ever.
Ever.
Note he poured the coffee out before peeing in the cup. I think that’s a sign of a considerate child.
Absolutely. And he told you before you took a drink. That qualifies him for Sainthood.
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Greatness right here!!!
Still one of my favourite stories. Sort of.