September 6, 2012

The obvious correlation between crying over spilt coffee and potty training

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Sean: Ender! Why did you spill Mama’s coffee?

Ender: I not spill coffee. I pour coffee out.

Sean: The question stands: Why? Why? Why?

Ender: I have to pee.

Sean: Of course. Let’s go.

Ender: No. I pee in coffee cup. That’s why I pour coffee out.

Posted by nothingbythebook in Terrific Twos (Really!), Those Conversations
Tagged: Attachment Parenting, Boys, Chaos, Those Conversations, Toddlers, Toilet Training

8 thoughts on “The obvious correlation between crying over spilt coffee and potty training”

mom2kandk says:

September 6, 2012 at 11:02 am

Give up potty training and just house train 😉 Maybe he and Maggie can go outside for pees. That’s how Konnor did it. Much more fun peeing in snow 🙂

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- nothingbythebook says:
  
  September 6, 2012 at 4:47 pm
  
  LOL. He waters all the neighbourhood trees regularly already.
  
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Christine says:

November 17, 2012 at 6:37 am

Best. Potty training. Story. Ever.

Ever.

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- nothingbythebook says:
  
  November 17, 2012 at 7:47 am
  
  Note he poured the coffee out before peeing in the cup. I think that’s a sign of a considerate child.
  
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  - Christine says:
    
    November 17, 2012 at 1:40 pm
    
    Absolutely. And he told you before you took a drink. That qualifies him for Sainthood.
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motherhoodisanart says:

February 11, 2013 at 7:28 am

Greatness right here!!!

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- nothingbythebook says:
  
  February 11, 2013 at 9:27 am
  
  Still one of my favourite stories. Sort of.
  
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