Cinder: Did you know India’s the seventh largest country in the world?
P: Really? Which one’s India?
C: The one that looks like a penis.
P: That one, that looks like it has a drop of urine coming out it?
C: That’s the one.
P: Oh. Is there one that looks like testicles?
(So… I keep on looking at India, and I just don’t see it.)
Nothing By The Book 
Too hilarious! We were mapping out the biggest countries the other day too. I’ll have to remember that strategy for easy remembering 😉
I don’t think they’ll ever forget where India is… or at least its’ shape. I *know* I’ll never look at India the same way again.
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