Cinder: Did you know India’s the seventh largest country in the world?
P: Really? Which one’s India?
C: The one that looks like a penis.
P: That one, that looks like it has a drop of urine coming out it?
C: That’s the one.
P: Oh. Is there one that looks like testicles?
(So… I keep on looking at India, and I just don’t see it.)