I’m doing writer stretches this morning.
Word plus word plus word equals sentence. Two or three of those make a paragraph—except this one, it stands alone, and this one is fat, seven sentences long. Hmmm, take the scalpel that is the return key and split that chunker in half.
I’m not saying you can’t have long paragraphs in your work.
But if you want people to read it? You shouldn’t.
A great deal of my teaching/coaching work involves undoing the work of English teachers everywhere. Sometimes, I feel bad about it.
Most of the time, I do it with glee.
I’m writing about writer stretches and thinking about body stretches, which I haven’t been giving my body for months.
Body: I can’t stretch myself, you know.
Jane: I know. But exercise is so boring and I just want to eat chocolate croissants instead.
I go for a walk in the crisp November sunshine with a friend then spend the evening wrapped in the love of another. Some of the businesses in my city are entering a voluntary lockdown for a couple of weeks to help the health authorities get ahead of the second wave. It’s a good moral call, but financial suicide.
Body: What the hell does that have to do with your refusal to exercise me?
Jane: Everything. Everything is interconnected.
Everything is interconnected, and that simultaneously makes us strong and also vulnerable, and I really should do some sit-ups this morning and maybe hold the plank for 45 seconds, but really, if the end of the world is coming, do I want to gout with six pack abs or with the memory of pain au chocolate on my tongue?
Body: You hate me.
Jane: I’m doing writer stretches and when I finish, I don’t really want to do physical stretches all alone on the floor of my living room. You know?
I thought gyms were stinking cesspools of infection and disease before the pandemic, anyway. But I did go. Once in a while.
Body: 15 lousy sit-ups. Come on.
Jane: And then, a croissant?
Body: You’re hopeless.
I am, it’s true. Optimism in my heels and hope floating up into the atmosphere like helium, escaping one atom at a time over the past few months… not much of it left.
Still. The important part of me feels stretched.
Body: I’m dying here.
Jane: Shut up. Eat some chocolate. I’ll take you for a walk later.