Child-proofing fail of the month, perhaps year:
Flora: Cinder! I found Daddy’s penis in Mommy’s bed. Is yours going to be detachable too when you get bigger?
Shoot me. Shoot me now. This one’s for you, Julie DeNeen.
Sales pitch fail of the month, perhaps year:
Cinder: But Mom!
Jane: For the last time! We are not going to Iceland to go visit a freakin’ penis museum!
Cinder: But Mom! They have a whale penis bone! A whale penis! Think how much Ender and I would learn!
Thanks, Iceland. Thanks a lot. (And yes, there really is an Icelanding Pallalogical Museum. On Cinder and Ender’s bucket list.)
Goal for April
Less anatomy talk. Please, children? Please!
… but while we’re talking anatomy, Here’s King Missile, with Detachable Penis: