Child-proofing fail of the month, perhaps year:
Flora: Cinder! I found Daddy’s penis in Mommy’s bed. Is yours going to be detachable too when you get bigger?
Shoot me. Shoot me now. This one’s for you, Julie DeNeen.
Sales pitch fail of the month, perhaps year:
Cinder: But Mom!
Jane: For the last time! We are not going to Iceland to go visit a freakin’ penis museum!
Cinder: But Mom! They have a whale penis bone! A whale penis! Think how much Ender and I would learn!
Thanks, Iceland. Thanks a lot. (And yes, there really is an Icelanding Pallalogical Museum. On Cinder and Ender’s bucket list.)
Goal for April
Less anatomy talk. Please, children? Please!
… but while we’re talking anatomy, Here’s King Missile, with Detachable Penis:
Nothing By The Book 
hahahahahaha! Just perfect
Just thankful I have girls and they are too young to constantly talk about penises, lol!!
“Too young,” I like that, my realistic friend. 🙂
Bahahahaha! And this is why I’m glad I have a girl. BUT…I kind of want to go to Iceland now. 🙂
If you go, can I send Cinder and Ender with you?
LOL! I’m scrolling through my reader with the usual stuff and then I see something about a detachable penis. Of course I had to stop by and see what that was about! (Not that I wouldn’t anyway).
Apparently, detachable penis is also a SEO term…. 😛
AND a song by King Missile.
How could I forget that? Adding the video link to post now…
Detachable? My sons must be defective. . .
LMAO! And I used to giggle with the tourist used to buy the walking sticks made out of walrus penis. So glad we don’t have discussions like this…yet.
I just rescued you from the Spam folder! Thanks for commenting, Terry. 🙂
Oh my! That is priceless. LOL.
I did giggle. Just a little. But giggle I did.
And thank you so much for your awesome feedback and comments over at my blog. You definitely brightened my day. HUGS! Have a wonderful weekend! 🙂
You’re very welcome. I’m glad you giggled.
Jane, I have nominated your for the sunshine award. Enjoy!
http://wonderlandbytatu.wordpress.com/2013/03/31/sunshine-award-thank-you-doro/
Thank you, lovely.
my pleasure.
Bwahaaha!! How’d I miss this??? Hysterical. By the way, you may want to read tomorrow’s post. I’m spreading my germs to you. hehe.
I’m afraid…
I tried commenting via my tablet last night and I guess it failed. Anyway, I said: I missed ya! Can’t wait for H to get to the penis stage. {groan}
Ah, the memories . . . .the song, first. I hadn’t thought of it in years. How does one forget such a song? And then the time my son told me – in front of a quiet group of moms and kids checking out the exhibit of naked mole rats: “They look just like penises!”
I may have to put that Icelandic museum on MY bucket list.
Boys. Penises. I guess they do kind of go together…
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