Cinder, Flora and Ender’s cousin Matthew turns two this week, and in another four or so months, he will be a proud big brother to his own little sister. Flora is thrilled. But if she had a clear recollection of her own first months in the womb, she’d probably be afraid for the new babe’s life.
Don’t get me wrong, Cinder loved Flora. Loved her. To death. Or so we occasionally feared. Fortunately, she was tougher than she looked.
Happy Birthday Matthew! And, to your ecstatic parents, stories from our life seven years ago. July 13, 2005–Cinder is just over three, and Flora six or seven months. Remember–she survived. That’s the important part.
I. “I am not feeding Flora playdough”
Cinder: Mommy? Can Flora eat playdough?
Jane: No, no she can’t.
Jane: Cinder… what are you doing with that playdough?
Cinder: Don’t worry, mama, I won’t let her eat it. I’m just stuffing it up her nose.
II. Potty tongue
Jane: Okay, baby, go pee and then hop in the tub.
Cinder: Pee in the potty?
Jane: Of course. Where else would you pee?
Cinder: I want to pee on Flora’s tongue!
III. It’s all about redirection
Cinder: Mama, tell Flora not to pull my hair!
Jane: Flora, Flora, pulling hair hurts, don’t pull Cinder’s hair.
Cinder: Mama, tell Flora she can tickle my bum instead.
IV. Sleep positions
Cinder: Mama… I can’t get comfortable… Can I sleep on Flora’s head today?
V. Daddy’s Little Helper
This is your reward for making it to the end… and proof that Cinder’s early years weren’t all about tormenting Flora. He tormented Daddy too…
Sean: Cinder, what are doing?
Cinder: I’m hammering a hole in the wall you painted. Do you want to help me, Daddy?
I’m in the wilds of Manitoba, and generally unplugged. I’ve got one more post auto-scheduled for your enjoyment, but I won’t be able to respond to comments until July 15th.