Pants Optional

Austen/Cinder: Moooom! Ender’s following me outside!

Jane: Just watch him for a few minutes; I’ll be right there.

Cinder: But he’s not wearing any pants!

Jane: Ender! You need shoes and pants before you go outside!

Cinder: He’s got his boots on. He’s just no diaper and no pants. [Pause.] It must be great to be a baby.

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