Emergency Pig’s Ear

Jane: What did you just give Maggie?
Flora: My emergency pig’s ear.
J: Your wha…?
F: My emergency pig’s ear. I keep it here on my bunk, and when I’ve got friends over or need to to something and I need to keep Maggie from annoying me or chewing my toys, I give it to her.

That girl’s prepared for everything.

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