Pro: My kitchen floor hasn’t been this smooth and shiny in, well, years, frankly.

Con: That gorgeous gleam? The remains of two dozen eggs from a biodynamic family farm.

The morale: Never, ever look in the fridge at four dozen eggs and ask yourself, “God, what am I going to do with all those eggs?” Because when you have a two-year-old agent of Chaos in the house–the Universe will provide. Oh, it will provide.

Love you, Ender. To pieces.