Austen: Mom, S, J, L, T, M, Flora and I are all making this reality tv show, called Who’s the Craziest Person. So we’re taking the crash mats.

File the above under: “Things 20th Century Parents Never Heard.”

File under  “Daddy’s son”: Austen: I get to be the cameraman, isn’t that great? But I was really the only one qualified to do that.

File under “Babi’s granddaughter”: Flora: The Craziest Person? It’s probably going to be me.