File under “things we never thought we would say to our children”:
Sean: The hand sanitizer is not for throwing at your siblings!
Sean: Stop! If you go that way, you’re just going to run into more naked people in wheelchairs.
Sean: Do not put mustard packets down your mother’s shirt! Do not put mustard packets down my shirt! Do not…
Cinder: I am pointing a mustard packet AT your shirt, and you must do whatever I tell you to.